Narrator: Set Boston, Year 1769, Time somewhere around midnight. A patriot and a neutral colonist where walking together then suddenly a loyalist appears. (Star Wars them starts playing).
Patriot: What do you want,you filthy dog.
Loyalist what are doing out where patriot you need to be feeding those troops.
Patriot: Tell your king that you need to go back to England where your save and can run free.
Loyalists: Don't make me tell the army to put you in the brig.
Neutral colonists: Quit it you guys this is a matter to go to court for but don't do it.
The patriot is right though would you like a solider to barge into your house and say that he must stay here under the law of England.
Loyalist: welllllll.
Neutral colonist: Also pay takes on the thing we buy most will make us poor so they have to taxe there own country to pay for it and that will make England poor.
Loyalist: Now I feel like the patriots are the right way to go thanks.
Neutral colonist: your welcome
(Everyone laughs hardly)
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